Friday, October 31, 2008

FX chronicles #1: Blackberry

Twice a day. Five times a week. More or less 22 times a month. Ahmmm. Wait let me just get my calculator. Ok, 264 times a year.

That's the estimated number of times I commute to and from the office. Been beside / infront / behind a variety of people, have had different kinds of experiences, and most of the time been very observant (the remaining times are spent sleeping).

Incautious people + unforgettable instances + vigilant pampoy =

*drum roll please*

FX Chronicles.



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FX chronicles #1: Blackberry

I was beside this uber poised and all glammed up girl last week. While waiting for all the seats to be occupied she keeps on acting as if its her first time to ride an fx and keeps on tsk-ing.

After a few minutes that the fx had finally left...

*phone rings*

Girl All Glammed Up (GAGU): Hello?... Hey!

*listens to the person on the other line*

GAGU: uhuh..

*continues to listen*

GAGU: Well you know I'm usin a blackberry and blah blah blah blah blah

*listens again then laughed hard and loud enough for a snoring passenger to be awake*

GAGU: I don't know with you, it's like parang pawang kashama na yata sa featuresh nya yon. Jologsh kashe yang fone mo e. Hahaha!

*listens while giggling*

GAGU: blah blah blackberry... blah blah blah blah blackberry... blackberry blah blah blah blah blah...

*listens*

GAGU: Arytie!... Yup!... Uhuh.. Haha! K. k.

*just when she's about to end the call*

GAGU: Oh wait!

*whispers*

GAGU: PAPASALOAD NAMAN. KAHIT 2 PESOS LANG, LA NA KASI AKO LOAD E.

GAGU: K. Byers!

Isang malaking FAIL para sa kanya. lol

10 comments:

PoPoY said...

ahahaha. pota. namulubi at walang panload dahil sa blackberry. hahaha.

nakakita at nakahawak na din ako ng blackberry kasi tito ko merong ganyan. hindi naman ako nagagandahan sa features.lols

Anonymous said...

ano ba yung blackberry? blueberry lang ang alam ko. lol

ayzprincess said...

a blackberry is a cellphone pda. parang old skul iphone. actually may blueberry na phone :D

its not even practical to use a blackberry sa pinas.. and if i know, baka china yung blackberry nya..

blackberry smashberry! pfft!! dapat kinento mo to kay leyn! ahahah ng ma diss nya naman :P

chroneicon said...

wahaha... social climber, fail!!!

dighay na lang ang kulang

ZaiZai said...

hehe funny. major FAIL si GAGU. pwede din nating pangalanang GAGA. :)

Axel said...

Eto lang masasabi ko...
Di baleng panget ang cellphone ko basta lagi lang akong may load... hehehe

Anonymous said...

ahahaha..talagang ibinulong pa nya ang uber kacheapan nya sa pagkawala ng load...bwahahahahahaha..

gagu nga

-lyzius

billy yow well said...

hahaha!!!medieval phone pa daw oh..
uu nga naman..anu silbi ng latest or futuristic cellphone kung wala namang load!!wahahaha

Anonymous said...

@ayz>> ahaha, alam ko kung ano yon. nijojoke ko lang si popoys =)

@chie>>ahahaha, korek!

@zaizai>> a super duper major fail indeed. lol

@axel>> korek! sabi ko nga sa multiply ko e ano naman ang gagawin mo sa phone na yon mag games?

@lyzius>> nakakaloka sya di ba? hehehe

@billy>> uhuh. you're right. ahahaha!

Axel said...

Korek, anu yan mamahaling calculator... wahahaha...